“Classification of Valuable Information
Unlike any other restaurant ever before, and for reasons which can surely only be completely perverse, The Corner Post insists that it now has to classify some of its recipes.
It is, of course, true that Hotel Western Dominance, Global Hegemony Bistro and Pizzeria Industrial Supremacy, all have kitchens which have been feeding the masses for many decades now and have been classifying recipes for as long they have existed. But we have a gut feeling that their reasons are morally sound and for the greater good, unlike the reasons the Corner Post must have.
There is simply no doubt, despite The Corner Post’s claims to keep their classification system in line with a very liberal constitution, that they are simply lying. This we know because that restaurant just has a different smell to it. A smell one cannot trust.
The Corner Post cannot claim to be a democratic restaurant if it is going to keep secrets - even if this is what other democratic restaurants do. We insist that we want to see your recipes for Asparagus Soup and Chicken and Mushroom Pie!”
There will be a reward for anyone who knows who produced this hysterical tirade
Featuring on the menu this week:
- Bean, ham and vegetable soup
- Asparagus soup (recipe available on request)
- Breadcrumbed mussels with salmon mousse
- Two terrines with toast and relishes
- Buckwheat pancake with Franschhoek smoked salmon and dill
- Asparagus risotto with oyster mushrooms, parsley and garlic
- Grilled Karoo lamb chops with spiced brinjal salad
- Free range chicken and mushroom pie (recipe available on request)
- Poached gammon with carrots, mustard and sage
- Norwegian salmon with salad nicoise and aioli dressing
- Chocolate fondant (classified information)
- Strawberry and sherry trifle
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